To Be Facebook Redundant

An open letter to the PGA

Dear PGA,

     Please stop hosting tournaments in my back yard. Well actaully not literally, that is a different golf course, I mean in neighboring towns. The traffic is crazy with old men wearing hats in big old Cadillacs who cannot merge. I am sure you understand. Please move to the west coast or Florida - that is where we send the grandparents, in case you forgot.

Sincerely,

Jamie