My Dearest Cult Classic Faves; Stacy & Clinton,
I know you and your camera crews will be following me some day. The crack sweat and boob sweat line of this mornings gym class proves that much. I just want to request in advance that you film me when I have an excuse. So, I will negate the urge to flee as you show the ass crack sweat marks down my Spandex Capri's if you promise not to film me on an ordinary day when I look like ass for no reason.
Sincerely, You prophetic follower,