Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Dear TLC

My Dearest Cult Classic Faves; Stacy & Clinton,

I know you and your camera crews will be following me some day. The crack sweat and boob sweat line of this mornings gym class proves that much. I just want to request in advance that you film me when I have an excuse. So, I will negate the urge to flee as you show the ass crack sweat marks down my Spandex Capri's if you promise not to film me on an ordinary day when I look like ass for no reason.

Sincerely, You prophetic follower,

1 comment:

Jamie said...

Hannah always tells me I should go on that show! But they'd dress me up too much to be 'just' a SAHHM!!!