It's a Gene Thing

Saturday Morning News sucks. I have seen the same stories all week. It is like nothing happens on a Friday. When did I become such a news junkie? I don't know, it is in my blood I suppose. My Pop-pop is known to watch CNN for twenty hours at a stretch, lets blame genes.

Other things to blame genes on:

• Excessive cream in my coffee
• I can smell a casino from fifty miles away
• Thinking McDonald's is a food group
• Hair that turns orange at any given dye
• The uni-brow
• The development of the white woman's fro
  
• One crooked toe on my right foot
• An ability to watch hours of TMZ and call it news
• An ability to watch TV for hours in the first place, just an over all love for the boob tube
• The ability to justify any money needed or wanted for a vacation
• The overall ability to justify the use of any money for recreational purposes
• The overall ability to loose a bill at the bottom of my pocket book, even though I pay everything online
• A true 'natural' ability to exaggerated at the drop of a hat, a big hot pink hat with spikes
• The ability to believe that hitting a 22 on hole 17 yesterday was good, not as great as my 18 on hole 11, on the back nine I managed over a hundred strokes ... genes certainly
• The ability to believe that tomorrow is going to be the best day ever
• The ability to believe that the nasty service worker really does have their panties in a bunch
• The Un-ability to say panties without laughing
• The natural sixth sense to notice any dog taking a crap out of the corner of my eye, then of course I always have to look
• The ability to sleep through a fire drill but wake up at the slightest drop of a pin if C is sick
  
• My overall awesomeness