The Hunny Factor

So, you know how I said we don't do projects together? HAH! Well apparently we cannot do them apart either. My dear loving husband seemed to freak out because I wanted to sell our old VHS tapes. Seriously, we don't even have a VCR, unless you count the one in C's room that is built into his 13" TV. Next I ask about all these computer games I found in an unpacked tote under our desk, S's answer "Well how much would you sell them for?" My response "Like a buck, they aren't even compatible with Vista and the most recent one is 2004." Needless to say, now he wants to go through them. So then I ask him about his Starting Lineups. These things are pure crap and take up three totes, one of which is XL. I knew he wouldn't trust me on that one before I even asked. For crying out loud, how hard is it. "Hey can I just buy one?" "No, I am sorry my husband paid way TOO much for these umpteen years ago and now has to keep them as a set so he can recoup at least 1/8th of the original price." ..."Excuse me hot lady (that would be me) can I offer you 100 for them?" "Sorry, my husband is too stubborn, but you can go to the Goodwill this time next year. That is where I am going to put them if they are still taking up room in my guest room and our bedroom." And lastly "Hey sexy (also me) are you taken?" "Yes, to a man that loves starting lineups and tons of shit but, he has great taste in women. Thanks though."