This afternoon I ventured into the kitchen and grabbed a Diet Coke and a snack. With items in hand I planted myself on the couch and searched through the cable listings to see what was on. I, mother of the year, without even the slightest hesitation put on Sponge Bob. I was the only one home. I looked at the episode and my first thought was "oh, we've seen this one a few times" and then I realized, wait - I am the only one home, I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THIS!